Dear Cupid,

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Santa screwed me over, so I'm writing to you.

I begged Santa to send me this man named South,
'Cause I knew he would f**k me, and cum in my mouth.

I could have had any guy or anything that I want
But there's only one man who gives me a dripping wet cunt.

I needed a real man, not someone below par!
I needed Mike South, adult video star!

I knew he would "do" me, every which way
But alas, Santa couldn't fit Mike on his sleigh.

So Cupid, I'm asking you, please hear my plea.
Zing Mike with your arrow, make him lust over me.

I've been stalking him for months, I need him so bad.
And I promise to be, the best he's ever had.

Ever so sincerely yours,

Goddess